TAKING DRUGS
Everybody is loving this TOMS guy, even Sprint jumped on board with their new commercial, but I’m wondering, would it be more beneficial to give something else? Like using his profits to send in food, water, build shelter, or something else? I don’t know, it seems like there could be something else he could do. I wear shoes ‘cause there is god damn concrete everywhere I go. I hate it. I would prefer to mull about in a grassy land barefoot. Maybe I wouldn’t though. Maybe it’s just something I think I would prefer. Maybe there is concrete everwhere he goes. Do we ‘need’ footware? Don’t get me wrong, I love the idea that he’s giving to people who need it. Everyone should follow suit. But, it seems like he’s kind of using his donations as a marketing scheme. Am I wrong? I’m probably wrong. If he wasn’t donating shoes to kids, would you buy his shoes? I never had a pair of TOMS, but they look like they’re poorly made. They look ‘saggy.’ They look uncomfortable. I don’t know, I just think these people might need something before shoes. What do you think? You think I’m crazy?

Everybody is loving this TOMS guy, even Sprint jumped on board with their new commercial, but I’m wondering, would it be more beneficial to give something else? Like using his profits to send in food, water, build shelter, or something else? I don’t know, it seems like there could be something else he could do. I wear shoes ‘cause there is god damn concrete everywhere I go. I hate it. I would prefer to mull about in a grassy land barefoot. Maybe I wouldn’t though. Maybe it’s just something I think I would prefer. Maybe there is concrete everwhere he goes. Do we ‘need’ footware? Don’t get me wrong, I love the idea that he’s giving to people who need it. Everyone should follow suit. But, it seems like he’s kind of using his donations as a marketing scheme. Am I wrong? I’m probably wrong. If he wasn’t donating shoes to kids, would you buy his shoes? I never had a pair of TOMS, but they look like they’re poorly made. They look ‘saggy.’ They look uncomfortable. I don’t know, I just think these people might need something before shoes. What do you think? You think I’m crazy?

akyl nitrite AKA: ‘poppers’

akyl nitrite AKA: ‘poppers’

Ya’ll think Bill Nye and Beakman are to blame for all the Meth chemists out there?

Ya’ll think Bill Nye and Beakman are to blame for all the Meth chemists out there?

Officer
Officer: Do I have consent to search your vehicle?
Bro: Nah.
Officer: If I call a K9 unit out here and he goes crazy, I'm going to search your car anyway.
Bro: Kewl.
Officer: Are you sure you want me to do that?
Bro: Totes.
Officer: What?
Bro: Totes, I learned it on The Hills. It's short for 'totally.'
Officer: Do you think this is a joke?
Bro: Yes.
Officer: Here is your ticket, just go home.
Choppin’ up the cacti…

Choppin’ up the cacti…

poortaste:
Cannabutter in 7 Steps
Did this once, layed in bed all day. Corn on the cob.

poortaste:

Cannabutter in 7 Steps

Did this once, layed in bed all day. Corn on the cob.